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Who sings

Goodbye my lover goodbye my friend you've been the one for me.

..Can anyone confirm if this is an error with the Memory card or the camera itself?

With my limited knowledge I would have thought it was the memory card. I have attempted to reset settings, reformat it & delete all files but it makes no difference.

Have checked problem shooting in the manual - no use.

Anyone advise here?

Oh it's a Casio QV-R51 5.0 Mega Pixels approx three years old.

Thanx

Was it my imagination or did four of them actually talk and communicate with each other and Victoria just pouted?

All other inks are printing fine - printer not stating 'unable to detect ....'. Ink cartridge is fine, and has plenty of ink. Tried 'head cleaning' & 'Nozzle check'.

If there any fluid that I can get to try and wash the nozzle through with - or is it more likely to need to be taken apart and cleaned - time for the Printer doctor?

I rent my house out for a while through an agency while I travelled. Once I'd given notice to reclaim my house the agency became very agressive, they really stirred things with the tennant, after the tennant left (6 months later) they actually passed on my private email address to them. I'm sure this is against the data protection act, is it? And if it is how do I report them?

Was pleasantly amased with th nice detailed answer to a previous depression question on here tonight.

It is a very common issue - and for any others on here that - like me at one point - were just struggling through - and then just struggling through on medication - I found the http://dailystrength.org/ website - great info, great people - real insight in to others problems and how they cope. I also found it very useful to read up as much as possible about my condition and medication - I found the 'Mind' website very useful for this. I've also discovered high doses EPA capsules (a fish oil) which improves, amoung other things, receptors in the neurotransmitters within the brain. Really helps the brain to communicate the good feelings.

Has anyone else found other alternative therpies or websites useful to them for depression improvement, indepth information or just support - not feeling like you're the only one?

I was just searching the net for tips on building ponds and I came across this article.

http://archive.theargus.co.uk/2005/8/2/201677.html

It's what I would title 'gentle practical joking'.

Has anyone else thought up and carried out a gentle practical joke?

Does anyone know if there is a site that provides the software for Mobile phone to PC connection - that doesn't charge a silly price?

I know they're bad - but hey a small smile is better than no smile...

This is from a response I've recieved tonight- you know who you are - & and thanks for another 'very small' smile and joining the ranks of 'crappy' joke telling (no seriously thanks for a nice repsonse)

"two eggs, one male, one female, being boiled. the female turned to the male and said I'v got a crack, the male egg replied , no point telling me I'm not hard yet. "

Anyone got anymore - I'm happy to use my points to post them - having a bad day - but trying to look at the best and not dread an access meeting tomorrow - so the worse any jokes are - I'd probably appreciate more..

Hey life goes on & you've just gotta keep smiling - the other option don't look good...

Did you hear about the snail who was beaten up by two tortoises? His friends were looking for revenge, so they wanted to know: “Did you get a good look at the tortoises who did this?”

“No” The snail answered. “It all happened soooo fast.”

When she returned from her trip to the USA, Ethel met up with friends to tell them about her holiday.

“When George saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile,” she said.

“Why? Was he disappointed?” asked Mary.

“No” said Ethel. “He fell over the edge.”

Suzanne was having an affair with a pest-control inspector.

One afternoon her husband returned home unexpectedly & found the man in the wardrobe.

“Who on earth are you?” the husband demanded.

“A pest-control inspector,” came the replay.

“What are you doing in there?”

“looking for moths.”

“And where are your clothes?”

The man looked down at himself and, “Those tricky little blighters!”

Ok they’re getting worse I know – but as another’s said on her – at least you could repeat them to you’re children!!!

Either the recording you’ve left or the one you’ve been met by?

A response I’ve received to one of the posted ‘jokes’ I’ve left tonight has stated that they will use the ‘joked’ message on their answer phone (oh and good for you). Just wondered if anyone else had left or received some good ones?

I once had an answer phone message that said

“I’m sorry that I can’t take your call but if you speak slowly the microwave will write it down and then stick it to the fridge for me to see”.

An individual was arrested at Heathrow Airport earlier today.

The man, later discovers to be a school teacher, was attempting to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a scientific calculator.

Authorities believe that the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.

On her way home, the motorist was surprised to be pulled over by a cardboard policeman.

“Do you realise just how fast you were driving madam?” the officer inquired.

“yes” replied the women. “I was going at 70 miles per hour, but this is a motorway.”

The cardboard policeman realised his mistake and apologised, saying he wasn’t cut out for the job.

For our silver wedding anniversary I decided to book a room at the hotel where my husband and I had spent our honeymoon.

I was thrilled when my husband said he had bought me something see-through as a present.

But when I opened the box it contained a set of Pyrex dishes.

While I was sitting in my hospital bed waiting to go down to the operating theatre, I saw the nurse approach a women in another bed and ask her to sign a consent form.

“ I’m still not used to signing this name; I only got married six months ago and it used to be long,” said the patient, brandishing the pen.

“Oh” said the nurse. “What was your name?”

“Long” replied the patient.

Despite winning a ferry trip in a raffle, my brother was distinctly downcast.

When he informed my mother, she was thrilled with the prize, but her enthusiasm wasn’t shared by my brother. “I don’t know why you’re so pleased,” he complained. “We’re all too big to travel.”

My mother reread the notification letter aloud: “Your prize consists of a return trip for four foot passengers.”

Because of recent disruption to railway services, I asked, "Are the trains running as normal today?" when I bought my ticket.

The ticket clerk looked at me for a moment then said, "No mate, they're better than that - they're on time!"

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I dialled a wrong number and got the following recording: "I'm not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I'm making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I don't return the call, you're one of the changes."

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee,

And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Why when the US armed forces enter into a war do they end up killing so many allies? Why has the US got such a huge percentage of obese people? Why does the US have such appalling gun crime and murder statistics?

At the end of the day every country and culture has problems, and in my opinion it is sado’s like ‘anti-english’ that cause them.

I love my country ‘England’, but have also enjoyed two different holidays to the US, and intend to revisit other states. I have meet people who I love and people who I dislike, but I’m level minded enough to know that a few individuals and varies levels of reported news, cannot reflect an entire society.

Does anyone know how you can convert USA dress sizes to that of the UK system?

i.e. if you take an size 8 in the US what does it equal to in the UK, 12, 14 or 16?

Have attempted to put answers to his questions, but having now taken a look at his questions on the whole I'm a little concerned as to how such an obviously shallow person is aloud to post here.

Though we all like to have a little amusement at times there are still important questions posted to which I feel Braveheart is making a mockery of.

Anyone have an opinion?

Okay general chat the other day and someone asked 'where did the saying For every action there is a reaction come from. It's driving me up the wall - need the answer - who said or what law applies to this?