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And more just to groan at...?
An individual was arrested at Heathrow Airport earlier today.
The man, later discovers to be a school teacher, was attempting to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a scientific calculator.
Authorities believe that the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He is being charged with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
On her way home, the motorist was surprised to be pulled over by a cardboard policeman.
“Do you realise just how fast you were driving madam?” the officer inquired.
“yes” replied the women. “I was going at 70 miles per hour, but this is a motorway.”
The cardboard policeman realised his mistake and apologised, saying he wasn’t cut out for the job.
18 Antworten
- vor 1 Jahrzehnt
I read the first joke in the daily star this morning.The second one i have not heard before.
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- Finbarr DLv 4vor 1 Jahrzehnt
The first time I have read jokes that I can repeat to my kids. Well done.
- Anonymvor 1 Jahrzehnt
ok !! truefully medioca 6/10
