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bengimog
bengimog fragte in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · vor 1 Jahrzehnt

Okay I'm bored & don't want to think seriously tonight - so here's light heartiness from meeeee?

Because of recent disruption to railway services, I asked, "Are the trains running as normal today?" when I bought my ticket.

The ticket clerk looked at me for a moment then said, "No mate, they're better than that - they're on time!"

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I dialled a wrong number and got the following recording: "I'm not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I'm making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I don't return the call, you're one of the changes."

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  • CHARISMA
    Lv 5
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt
    Beste Antwort

    I liked it!

  • ♥ Mischa S. ♥
    Lv 5
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    LOL! Thanks for the laugh, those were really good! The train one was really true! I seriously can't remember a time when a train was on time lol!

    And the phone recording one was totally something that I would do myself!

    Where did you hear those jokes? They're excellent!

  • the Tramp
    Lv 6
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    The wrong number one was awesome!!! So what message did you leave on the machine? I would have left the following message. "Yak, yak, yak, if you don't call be back, I give you a jolly good whack!"

  • gaviscon
    Lv 4
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    Excellenty

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  • Cowboy
    Lv 4
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    Sign of the times, I liked that.

  • Anonym
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    My usual response when I get a wrong number is 'That's quite alright, it was ringing anyway'

    That freaks 'em out!

  • zeroartmac
    Lv 7
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    Not too bad really, 7/10

  • Cold Bird
    Lv 5
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    So you called my answering machine? LOL! That was a good one!

  • just wandering
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    lol so funny

    hey if you dont mind i am going to use the answering machine on my home machine i love it lol

  • Anonym
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    Brillant jokes mate, keep it up, I'd love to see more!!

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