I'm not asking questions tonight - just please at least groan at what I've posted.......?

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I know they're bad - but hey a small smile is better than no smile...

This is from a response I've recieved tonight- you know who you are - & and thanks for another 'very small' smile and joining the ranks of 'crappy' joke telling (no seriously thanks for a nice repsonse) 

"two eggs, one male, one female, being boiled. the female turned to the male and said I'v got a crack, the male egg replied , no point telling me I'm not hard yet. "

Anyone got anymore - I'm happy to use my points to post them - having a bad day - but trying to look at the best and not dread an access meeting tomorrow - so the worse any jokes are - I'd probably appreciate more..

Hey life goes on & you've just gotta keep smiling - the other option don't look good...

Anonym · Accepted Answer

ok...this one was cute....made me chuckle...cheer up and good luck tomorrow

Daisy · Answer

Two sausages are in a flying pan, one sausage turns to the other and says "Gosh It's hot!" and the other sausage jumped and said "Ahh! A talking sausage!!" 

I love that joke. Makes me go into fits of laughter everytime I think about it!! He he. Hope that cheered you up.

If you need more help, send me an email. I've got plenty more! :)

Anonym · Answer

aaww chin up petal it can only get better good luck for tomorrow x

haha funny joke..............dont want a violation for chatting

Jeanette · Answer

That was quite rubbish,....... my 8 year old daughter can do better..

♥♥Cat Lady♥♥ · Answer

ha ha will be telling my mates that tom hehe xx

AnswerGeek · Answer

i got something to make you a happy boy ;-)

Scottish Girl · Answer

Made me smile, thanks

I'm not asking questions tonight - just please at least groan at what I've posted.......?

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