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Its been over a year now and I'm still deeply obsessed with her.I have to admit that its an obsession because she hasn't actually given me any reason to love or like her.In fact she barely knows I'm there.She has never spoken to me.I see her every day and my knees shake and i get hearts in my eyes.I don't know what to do anymore.I just want to throw her in a big black heavy duty bag and take her away somewhere far.Ive tried all types of things to get her out of my mind.I even quit my job.Shes just sooo perfect and gorgeous....it hurts to even think about never seeing her again.Ive tried a bunch of things to get her off my mind.Its not possible.Shes even inside my dreams.I bet the tooth fairy would know what to do.My teeth are to perfect too break on purpose.What happens if the tooth fairy has bad advice.Yiiikes then she will never like me!Most of you willl say just go and talk to her.Ive tried that.My throat closes in and i cant breathe.Its driving me crazy.Someone give me some useful advice!

ps.The tooth fairy is pretty hawt even though his a55hole is black.

My mother hates me.Its more than just hate.If we were both in a room alone I'm sure that she would try to kill me.She has slipped pine-sol in my cereal countless times in hopes that I choke on my vomit.I She says that she doesn't like the way i have turned out.Ive done all I can.I'm only 21 and the stress that she puts on me is taking its toll.I'm losing my hair I have no friends and I'm mean to animals.She says im ugly and that if it wasn't for my money she would never see me again.She harasses me.She once told a police officer i attempted to rape her.I was in jail for 6 months until the kit came back negative.Between that time I lost my job and she was living off what I had saved up.She is very controlling.Everything of mine is hers and whats hers is hers.I have no social life because she tells anyone i come into contact with that i have disease or that im sick in the head and don't let me near their children.She told my next door neighbors that she caught me watching bestiality porn with my pants down.They have allot of pets.She picks my clothes.If I don't wear them she goes on a fit.She makes my life a living hell but i still love her.I think i might murder her.I really do.I cant take it anymore.I feel so down I could easily do it and smile after.Just being able to do things on my own for once would be a blessing.What can i do?Ive tried everything.Moving away isnt an option.Killing her seems to be the only solution that would take this pain I feel.You guys tell me what I should do.What should I do!?!?!?!!?!?

What if everyone in the world came into realization that religion was all a lie.Would that make the world better or worst?Religion has been the cause of many deaths.Would the truth cause the world to enter a chaotic stage? Could people comprehend that once we die we die and that is all.How would it change you and your daily life?

A flying cow-bear or a venomus cheese pizza tiger lion ultra wizard?take your time its a tuffy....

my mom says that god is mad at the world and that on 2012 we will all die for our sins.Mostly for hitlers sins she says.She says that a really huge star is going to crush our earth and that the only people that are going to survive are the albino people because they are the whitest.She says that some wierd bald guy named predicted it using his magic ball and wishing well.Suppposingly he had very good skkin so he had to write everything in codes or people would rub butter on his face.Is this true.Im confused cause i really dont want to die yet.Oh and my dad says he loves you

is it possible to do a backflip off a building completely naked,count to 100,sing your alphabets,eat a heart attack burger,all just before you land on a random bystanders penis?

I dont know what i was thinking but i guess i was and thats kinda new to me.

I have SoMeThInG,in my mind

for me these thing are hard to find

perhaps I should go to sleep

maybe that SoMeThInG I will meet

in my dream of black and white

that SoMeThInG I will surely smite

SoMeThInG can not hide for long

I will catch it cant be wrong

It feels like months have gone by

That SoMeThInG still lurks inside

i have searched far and wide

but its hard to locate SoMeThInG without a guide

SoMeThInG can be big or small

SoMeThInG can be nothing at all

but it is there I am quite sure

Then my mind will be cured

Years have passed and yet no clues

I do not have the proper tools.

I cannot give up,no time for rest

this SoMeThInG has really become, a pest

I no longer know how long its been

since my search for that damn SoMeThInG

but I am ready to give up

my search has been very tough

I will just sit here till I awake

I hope all this stuff was just fake

I open my eyes but well, I cannot see

lights shine brightly where can i be?

patient number 4 my wrist band reads

I've been here all my life it seems

I cannot move nor can I talk

I can barely see I will never walk

I spent my life inside my mind

Catching Something made me blind

Now what will I ever do

"Your Doctor will be here soon"

The pretty nurse walks away

shuts the door and says "have a great day"

I begin to To cry because it hurts

to be here alone without a nurse

A figure walks in a familiar face

It looks at me and my heart changes pace

SoMeThInG stared at me with eyes

any longer i would die

Another random poems except without the weird gey stuff.Is it good?

I hate you so damn much

It makes me want to cry.

How selfish can you be?

deceitful so much lies...

You stripped me of my happiness

You robbed me of my joy

My heart is entirely broken

deeply wishing it was yours

I mourn because I miss you

I pout because I cared

but no more does it matter

the life we could have shared

Don't think to come back

its best you stay away

because if I ever see you

your life will end that day

I can say now without concern

that we will never be

together in undying love.

In peaceful harmony.

Ok so i have a 30 inch HDTV which Ive had for some time now. Just recently the HDMI cable stopped working so i set my PS3 up to be used with the red,yellow,and white audio/video cables.I popped in my MGS4 and the quality was dreadful.Worst than it would on a standard TV.I noticed that the colors pulsate and there was a bit of motion blur.My kill zone 2 looked pastey and Call of duty i have a hard time seeing things at a distance.I tinkered with some of the display settings but there was nothing i saw that really helped.My display settings say I'm on 480i which IS standard Resolution im assuming.My PS3 seems to still recognize that its connected to an HDTV because 480i looks awful on it.I thought that even though its an HDTV it would still have good picture quality when its not connected to something that isn't high Definition.So again is it possible to play ps3 games on an hdtv with at least a decent quality(on par with standard)?

thanks in advance.I f any additional information is needed ill be glad to add it. thanks

I have a 28 inch polaroid HDTV.Ive used the tv as a computer monitor tons of times.It usually takes me forever to figure out how to get sound but this time I'm really stumped.I never figured out how i did it the first few times.Ive tried updating my drivers and my pc claims to be up to date on drivers.Im running Windows Xp on my pc.Like i have always have.Ive read that VGA cables do not produce sound,but im most certain that i had sound coming out of my Tv speakers.I ve never used any other cables or nothing.Any ideas whats going on let me know.

This poem has to be read a certain way.What i mean is that its like a sort of rap almost.It can be read and sang.Which ever u prefer but i wrote it to be sang though but everyone has a different way of reading so read it and comment what you think.Don't really care if its bad feed back or not...oh and its not done but i had to end it somewhere so i did.Oh another thing....im not a good writer, i just wanted to try it

I never thought that id reach this peak

where my life don't matter and it'll end this week

I've tried so hard but the world don't see

my efforts sifted..to the lowest degree.

I'll end my life with this blade in hand

cut myself up,just like i planned

I don't give a f^ck and don't give a damn

F^ck my family and f^ck my friends

I was nice enough to care for all

but i walked myself into a wall

needed help but no one around

everyone left me nailed to the ground

ill end my life with rope, tied to my neck

blood stain floor yeah it be a mess

a sight it'll be for the first person to check

where the hell is he?

ha it'll be a wreck?

i cry some more as i reminisce

about stupid **** like the first girl I've kissed

hanging out chilling that was bliss.

Look at me now Im about to do this sh^t?

I'll end my life up here so high

let myself fall and close my eyes

feel the air creep and caress my thighs

3 seconds left everything will be alright

I was good to her but she still played me

took my heart and took my baby

maxed my cards out on a shopping spree

took the car and the family big screen.

I'll end my life hopefully in my sleep

took a whole bottle of pills and they weren't cheap

Let my heart race at an increasing speed

foaming out of my mouth oh my I've begun to O.D

I never thought that i would reach this peak

where my life don't matter it'll end this week

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i tried smiling under water.With my teeth showing.i guess they only teach u how to do that for movies and stuff.

If my computer was a human he wouldn't be a good human at all.First off it would most definitely have so many countless diseases.He would also be very slow and talk with a slur.He would also do a lot of stuff very late.Like if i asked him to clean the dishes,he would probably clean it a few days later.He would be a huge porn freak.I think the only thing he would be good for is getting me stuff.Yea it might Take few days but he will get it for me no matter what.So that's my computer....whats yours?

I have committed a sin.Ive followed the bibles guide lines all my life,not once have i ever felt so shallow,broken,sad,guilty,depressed,selfish,and heartless all at once.I was driving to church one Sunday morning.I had my kids in the backseat.We were enjoying the ride ,singing with joy as god fed the suns light into the car warming our bodies from the slightly cold breeze that entered through the back window.Everything was perfect like GOD had planned it.I closed my eyes and took a long deep breath of air.It smelled like fresh cut grass.Everything i believed in changed when i reopened my eyes.Death was near.Everything seemed darker.I didn't understand why.The sun did not smile at me.Instead i saw the dark clouds staring us down with angry eyes ready to unleash their pain and sorrow down onto the world.The fresh air cried as it was replaced by a scent of burnt wood and flesh.Then everything went back to normal.Everything was okay.Or was it?I was sweating.But i was cold.My shivering was knocking my glasses right off so i knew i had to stop the car and put myself together again.Everything that had just happened was still vivid in my memory.As it had been tattooed onto the pupils of my eyes.Its all i could think about.All i could see.I decided not to stop.So i wouldn't scare the kids.I could see their worried faces from my rear view mirror.I continued driving until i heard a crunch under my tires.It wasn't a loud crunch.It was very low but i felt.I stopped to see what it was.I didn't know.Maybe it was glass or something.That's what i thought at first.Then i took a closer look.My god...what have i done.....On my tire was an ant..struggling for its life.I puked.I couldn't bare seeing its guts smothered and its body bent the way it was.I had inflicted pain on one of GOD's creatures.I was sure that he would inflict the same to me and my family.This was the devils doing.Im afraid that GOD will run me over with his trailer truck and my kids will have to watch me bent in half struggling to keep my guts inside my body.I knew what i did and iknew what i had to do.I had to eat it.I had to eat the ant.That way when GOD asks me why he was one ant short i could say i rsn it over because thats how i like to eat them.It was a perfect plan.The perfect excuse.I couldnt do it with all the witnesses around me.The trees arent known to keep secrets.So i had to do it quick.I grabbed the ant.It was still alive.I examined it,hoping i could find an area of the ant that was easier to eat.No luck so i looked behind me make sure no one was looking.Popped the ant in my mouth.Got in my car and drove away.Ill see you all in hell

I have frito feet.Meaning my feet smell like fritos.Nobody will have sex with me.Ive even went to prison and dropped the soap on purpose and none of the prisoners even bothered looking at my sweet,smooth hairless,***.I know that my feet are the problem.Because not even i can deal with them anymore.I plan on commiting suicide.Im afraid that ill fail and that ill be left paralyzed smelling my feet forever.My family have all died of heart failure.Im all thats left.I feel like ive only lived to witness my family die.My feet began to smell when i went 7 weeks with my shoes on without socks.I had trouble taking them off.The sun had melted part of the sole to the bottom of my foot.Since then ive had problems.Ive gone through continues therapy.Of course the therapy had to be done via im and email.No one dared step close to me.The smell is vicious.Its like a disease.Itll make u sick,and cough blood.im sorry but i dont know what to do...

I was filling out the application to work for dennys and on the bottom it asked how much I wanted to get paid.Im not sure how much the job is worth yet and i dont want to ask for to much cause then they wont even look at my application again.I need help. About how much should i be working for. Im a pretty damn good worker i stay on my toes and im very good at keepiog pace but im pretty sure the managers dont know this yet and i didnt leave my old job with the best impression what should i do? please help anything will do