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Is there an app that will let me scan a bar code on my hard copy books to turn them into a digital copy where I can actually open the books like on my phone and read them from my phone?

i have all three virtual villagers games, and My Tribe but i'm looking for other games like these. Anyone know of any?

I don't want anything "work at home" that you have to pay for, most of them are scams anyway and you don't usually find out until you've sunk a bunch of $$ into it. But if anyone knows of anything that is free, NOT A SURVEY, & is fairly easy. I don't have to make a ton of money or anything. I'm looking for something realistic.

Thanks in advance !!

Online with or without pictures or videos

I get some really funny ones & was wondering where they come from

For example I got 1 the other day that had a picture video message of a cat shooting a gun and the text said your ____ is out of control

Where can I get more online

what is black and white and red/read all over. . .

you tell me

one that makes me laugh the most gets 10 points

anyone know if this is any good or a scam?

I have my computer on auto-updates and the other day it said there was an update waiting to be installed so as usual i clicked the OK button to install it and now i can't get the stupid thing off my computer and i keep getting random web pages pop-up in whole nother web page

any suggetions?

should I buy the stupid program and run it to stop this or . . . what help can i get

i have tried uninstalling it from everywhere on my cpu also

anyone know if this is any good or a scam?

I have my computer on auto-updates and the other day it said there was an update waiting to be installed so as useual i clicked the OK button to install it and now i can't get the stupid thing off my computer and i keep getting random web pages pop-up in whole nother web page

any suggetions?

should I buy the stupid program and run it to stop this or . . . what help can i get

i have tried uninstalling it from everywhere on my cpu also

anyone know if this is any good or a scam?

I have my computer on auto-updates and the other day it said there was an update waiting to be installed so as useual i clicked the OK button to install it and now i can't get the stupid thing off my computer and i keep getting random web pages pop-up in whole nother web page

any suggetions?

should I buy the stupid program and run it to stop this or . . . what help can i get

i have tried uninstallinit from everywhere on my cpu also

Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...They have to be real places, names, things? nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person(s) in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.

WHAT IS YOUR FIRST NAME:

4 LETTER WORD:

VEHICLE:

TV SHOW:

CITY:

BOY NAME:

GIRL NAME:

OCCUPATION:

SOMETHING YOU WEAR:

FOOD:

SOMETHING FOUND IN THE BATHROOM:

EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:

SOMETHING YOU SHOUT:

i can't tell for sure but i think it is?

a man/women is standing in front of the pearly gates and st. peter

st. peter asks "are there any unresolved questions you have?"

the man/women thinks for a few minutes and asks "are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"

st peter says "well that is a good question but you'll have to ask god" then shows him/her to god

st peter says "ok go ask"

he/she asks god

god replies "they are what they are" and disappears

the man/woman asks st peter "what the heck does that mean?"

st peter replies "they are white with black stripes"

man/women asks " how do you know that?"

st peter says "well if they were black with white stripes god would have said . . . it is what it is"

remember when you were younger and you would ask your parents "can I have _______" (x-box, playstation, ect.) and they would say "sure . . . when pigs fly"

what would you have if pigs suddenly started to fly?

i would have way to many barbie things, a pony, and a really old laptop . . .

LOL

;-)

thumbs up/down votes please for best answer

this guy goes into a bar and orders a drink and sees a large jar of $$ on the counter he asks the bartender "what's with the jar of $$"

he says "it's for the first person to get my mule to laugh"

"oh" he says then slowly finishes his drink and asks try to make the mule laugh

the bartender shows him to the mule he leans over and whispers something in its' ear and sure enough the mule starts laughing

a few weeks later he comes back in and sees another jar of $$ on the bar and asks "what's the jar of $$ for this time"

bartender says "it's to make the mule STOP laughing"

he orders his drink, finishes it, goes out to the mule, and takes the mule around the corner and it stops laughing and starts crying

he grabs the jar of $$ and leaves

a few more weeks go by and he stops in for another drink again there is a jar of $$ on the counter he asks "what's THIS jar for"

bartender says "to make the mule STOP CRYING"

what do you get when you cross a ________ and a _______?

answer too please

and don't forget to "vote" thumbs up/down

best one get best answer

when this women had her "time of the month" she would throw her used pads into the basement

she decided one day she needed the basement cleaned out

so she called a cleaning service and a white guy showed up

she showed him to the basement

he went down and came running back out yelling "you nasty B-word!"

so she called another cleaning service and a black guy showed up

she showed him to the basement he went down and came running back out yelling "you sick B-word!"

so she called another cleaning service and a mexican showed up

she showed him to the basement he went down and stayed for a few hours came up asked for a glass of water and went back into the basement

a few more hours went by and out he emerged he said "there you go ma'am, sorry it took so long to eat all those jelly filled donuts."

eww eww eww

told you it wasn't for the weak of stomach

lol

;-)

a newspaper

a splated fly

ok you're turn to answer . . .

there is no way i can pay for just under or over $900.00 for a stupid tank of propane. I know there is a few places to get financial help with the cost. but i don't know who to contact.

i've heard goodwill does but i think you have to qualify somehow. is there anyone else?

after the time has expired for this ? I will put it to a vote to see who gets the 10 points . . . well here is my joke to get you thinking . . .

a teacher was handing out life savors (the candy) and asking the kids what they thought the flavor was.

teacher handed out a red one to everyone and said "this is something you might put on ice cream can anyone tell me what it is?"

a little girl raised her hand and said cherry

very good said the teacher here is another "it's something your mommy and daddy may call each-other"

a little boy jumps up and yells "SPIT IT OUT IT'S AN @$$-HOLE!!!!"

I live in Michigan. I'm at the end of my rope with these so called paid surveys. I'm looking for help from the GOV. I'm a stay ay home mom looking for work, but as we all know there isn't much out there. Well nothing I can do so far. I've been filling out application after application, but no one is hiring or I don't meet there requirements.

So to make a long sob story short . . .(lol). . .

How do I contact the GOV to get financial help?

I live in Michigan. I'm at the end of my rope with these so called paid surveys. I'm looking for help from the GOV. I'm a stay ay home mom looking for work, but as we all know there isn't much out there. Well nothing I can do so far. I've been filling out application after application, but no one is hiring or I don't meet there requirements.

So to make a long sob story short . . .(lol). . .

How do I contact the GOV to get financial help?

I recently recieved an e-mail from a yahoo agent (suposedly) claiming that I had won some prize. How do I contact yahoo?

The prize was something like 500,000 GPB or something like that. Anyone else get anything like this?