here's another joke for yas'?

Question

this guy goes into a bar and orders a drink and sees a large jar of $$ on the counter he asks the bartender "what's with the jar of $$"

he says "it's for the first person to get my mule to laugh"

"oh" he says then slowly finishes his drink and asks try to make the mule laugh

the bartender shows him to the mule he leans over and whispers something in its' ear and sure enough the mule starts laughing

a few weeks later he comes back in and sees another jar of $$ on the bar and asks "what's the jar of $$ for this time"

bartender says "it's to make the mule STOP laughing"

he orders his drink, finishes it, goes out to the mule, and takes the mule around the corner and it stops laughing and starts crying

he grabs the jar of $$ and leaves

a few more weeks go by and he stops in for another drink again there is a jar of $$ on the counter he asks "what's THIS jar for"

bartender says "to make the mule STOP CRYING"

michael s · Accepted Answer

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a Particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where They spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their Travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally Left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his Error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

Jenny B · Answer

I've heard this joke millions of times.

Nova · Answer

it was shorter when I heard it the last time *gg*

deathchild_001 · Answer

hahahahaha that was a good one

angel and the devil · Answer

that is funny good joke

Canadian,Eh? · Answer

good one.....excellent
long but good
.....good job.....keep up the good ones

Shubho · Answer

:)

Anonym · Answer

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here's another joke for yas'?

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