gadmack2000

How's that for deja vu, Eyebrows?

Do they have the same amount of sweat glands as the rest of your skin? They never seem to taste as salty as other areas. Such as the forehead. Or the back of a knee.

Would you? I know I would.

If the tyre battle had gone the other way, and Michelin had remained as sole supplier, would anybody have accused Ferrari of cheating if they had simply got used to their new tyres quickly?

That McLaren have got the best of out of their Bridgestones so quickly seems to be the underlying sore point for Ferrari in the whole spying saga. I think Stepney and Coughlan where framed and Montezemolo is playing dangerous games at the top.

I must admit I missed the race build up while I was having a massive piss. Now everyone is saying that Hamilton disobayed team orders, but nobody seems to want to elaborate on this, so please, help me out what did he do? Or not do? And are team orders not supposed to be issued anyway?

Sorority, varsity, somester and sophomore?

If Hamilton doesn't win the championship this year it will be a dissapontment. He's a rookie. It's just unbelievable that so many people are expecting and willing him to win the title in his first season. It's clear that he is capable of it as well.

Traditionally the british press like to get behind a loser (Eddie the Eagle etc.) but this time it's uncharted water so to speak. It's so rare. I loving every minute of it.

Though the apperance of all four British drivers is relevant, most, if not all, of the other images are just downright daft. Some woman with a snake and a big old oriental guy in a ceramonial outfit with his tongue out. Why? We are also subjected to some sort of a hawk flapping about? It makes no sense at all. Has any of it got anything to do with F1 or is it all just fill one lucky art student's pockets?

Even though it was Schumacher himself that spotted Raikonnen in karts and gave him a foot up into F1 in the first place.

He must have earned enough money by now to afford to start going the barbers shop..

They were flatmates in London. If I remember rightly, it was shown around the late '80s early 90's. Jennifer Saunders played the slightly simple sister of Dawn French's character. Ruby Wax pretty much played herself. And I can't remember who the other character was played by. But I'm sure there were four of them living in the flat.

Even though I understand that most people who use Microsoft's products WILL have problems at some point and therefore millions of people would like to contact them for help, it just seems like they're pulling a bit of a ****'s trick by getting the customers to pay for Microsoft's mistakes.

I think it is a bit of an old wives' tale that a swan can break your arm. I know they are large and powerful birds but I'm quite confident in my belief that if I was attacked by a swan, I would have put it's head on back to front and therefore, quite catergorically broken it's neck, long before it could stand the most remote chance of breaking my arm. I've got two arms, it's got one neck. It stands no chance.

But is it still, like treason or something if you kill a swan? Or have I got all of this wrong, and should be ignored? And hung?

Yes, Suzuka is a great track and I am sorry to see that is not on the calendar this year, but it will be back next year. Surely the wait only makes it more special? This year we have Fuji and I'm quite looking forward to it. Am I the only one?

When ever I download Quicktime (for windows) it resets my screen configuration and it looks like an i-pod but enlarged to fill the whole screen (low resolution and grainy). I can't seem to find any settings menus to change or reset it and Apple are simply impossible to contact. I have uninstalled and re-installed it several times and I always end up with the same result.

It's not just Quicktime, this also happens when I try to view the Apple website, it is hugely annoying and it means that I simply can not be bothered to use any Apple products (not really a bad thing as I only want Quicktime, I'm not in the least bit interested in owning an i-pod or being lumbered with i-tunes, I don't like either).

I have had Quicktime in the past and it worked fine, but as I can't get any assistance from Apple, I wondered if any of the Yahoo crew could offer any help..

In my humble opinion, he was easily the funniest on The Mary Whitehouse Experience, and so much better than David Baddiel(that's not a slur on David, I happen to think he's very funny too).

I could probably find this out on google or something, but I'm here now, so I thought I'd put it out to the Yahoo! crew. So what's he upto these days?

I was watching a programme about Cobras and the narrator said "They have very powerful necks." That got me thinking, where does it's neck end. The whole animal looks like a neck. Or just a tail, and there's another thing, how long is it's tail? I'm so confused!

Are they like mamals and their necks are defined as seven vertibrae long? If so, that doesn't clear up the mystery of their tail..

Can anybody shead any light on this one please?

It could corner the female market. The wires could be used as an ariel and you could incorporate an MP4 player. Hell, it could even take phone calls! And unlike an i-pod, you wouldn't have to carry it in a pocket, so it's not going to spoil the line of your clothes, and it's not going to be stolen in a hurry, at least if the mugger is male. He won't be able to undo the fastener!

The i-bra. Do you think I'm on to something?

By the way, if anybody makes one, I want royalties!