Why must I sleep alone tonight?

dude, i read ur previous question.. ur a dummy.. if i was ur wife, ud be in the doghouse... not just alone... that was just plain dumb and no matter what, even though you can tell her it was only a joke till ur blue in the face, she will always remember this in the back of her mind.. you cannot joke like that with women, especially ones that have commited themselves to you as much as she had by marrying you,... you have just opened a can of worms that believe me, you did not want to do.... u changed ur life with ur woman, no matter what... good luck getting anything for a while, if ever again...

Because her fear has overwhelmed her reason. Also, she is probably punishing you in advance in case you were thinking about doing anything. It's more symbolic than anything. Plus, women just like making men feel guilty. She might be overtired. Maybe she's lost her perspective/sense of humour in a toxic cabin air incident.

Matt, how would you feel if the situation were reversed? Would you believe that she was on Y & A the whole night?

Enjoy the couch tonight dude!

Hey, you might have to sleep alone, but it was never said which one was sleeping in the bed or the couch! haha

Is the world suffering from an epidemic of insecurity... wow... well since you are already in the doghouse....

well if you were on here the whole time, show her your profile page where it would list all the questions you answered and when

You should sleep alone to night and probably many more nights

Tell her its her sister, she doesn't snore. You might sleep in the car tonight...but the look on her face...priceless!

Because she haven't been on Yahoo Answers...Believe me it's interesting and it keeps you going.

Why did you show her it you must have a death wish my chap does not even know i come on here