Supercalifragilistic Guy

My wife likes to shave, trim, cut, whittle or chop down or off...everything and anything. If a hedge needs to be trimmed, it is reduced to a few twigs. If she bathes the dog, she needs to "groom". This consists of the dog being shaved bare to the skin. Unsightly for a Shiz Tsu. She spends a fortune at the salon to have her hair done, but comes home and proceeds to cut off anything styled by the hair dresser. Even apples are reduced to the core by her peeling the skin. My concerns or comments are responded with " I know what I'm doing!" or " I like it like this!" Is she suffering from some disorder? I feel sorry for our poor animals. They look ridiculous. Our yard looks like a killing zone. Suggestions? Help? Please...thanks if you can.

My woman has this ANNOYING HABIT of letting her gas go when we're doing it. I mean its the nastiest, smelliest, most disgusting stench I have ever known! Its worse when I'm doing oral sex on her. She thinks its funny. My best friend say's she's "kinky" and it gets her off. I need help. Anyone?

My question is in two parts and involves the users questions.

When one asks,...

" I am 13 years old and prego's with my bff Bob but he is 32 and lives with his parents and my ddfg won't say if they ht4rt with my qxdds14.So hot dogs are 10 in a pack and buns come in 12."

or the second...

When the question posed is, " Does it really matter if BFF's and DDs can't go to RPG with the rest of E=MC2"?

Does anyone see my dilema? If you are seriously in need of some counseling, go to a professional. If you can not speak, read or write the langauge used here in this format, than talk

with a mushroom!

Is it the world, the people or all the cough medicine I now need to take?

I have an 1889 38-40 Marlin Safety Octagon Barrel Lever Action, Side Ejecting rifle. It is in good condition and fully functional.I also have rounds for same. It shoot like a beauty. Does anyone know what I could sell it for? Please state your reference for answer. thank you