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Excuse for watching gay porn?

My cousin used my phone while I was asleep and found gay porn.im still in the closet because my family hates homosexuals and if I were to come out, I'd be homeless.

He keeps bringing it up but I keep denying that I'm gay.

What's a good excuse for me watching gay porn?

Update:

EDIT:

this is the second time he caught me with gay porn lol

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  • Anonym
    vor 7 Jahren
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    Leave him a coy A.k.a somehow make him look at your phone without you being there a few times and put ordinary straight porn in it so when he looks at it he sees the straight person porn make him see this a few times and soon enough he'll be convinced your straight but be careful not to make it obvious

    Sorry if 'straight person porn' offended you but I don't know how else to say it :L

    Good luck

  • vor 5 Jahren

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  • _Ryan_
    Lv 6
    vor 7 Jahren

    PFLAG is parents and friends of lesbians and gays. They can help you deal with your family if they freak out.

    One sneaky thing to do is to get some dirt on the guy who saw the gay porn. See if ex-friends have stories.

    If he tells _anybody_ about the porn then quickly start a rumor that he made a pass at you and that he's been threatening to tell people you have gay porn on your phone to keep you from telling anyone. That way your rumor will win over his.

    You can prepare in the meantime by casually letting other kids use your phone. Put a game or some innocent pictures on it and show it around a bit.

    Don't threaten the guy or try to buy his silence.

  • vor 7 Jahren

    First, put a password protection/lock on your phone. Okay I would say it was an advertisement and it popped up and that's in my history if he found it in your history. If it was in your photo album then say that one of your friends downloaded it on your phone as a prank. (I'm a girl but my friend once downloaded pictures of naked guys on my phone as a prank so it's plausible.) If not then you might have to make some homophobic jokes etc if you /really/ want him off your back. Which will be awful but if your family is that homophobic and you're not financially secure enough to move away from them then I wouldn't advise coming out just in case.

    I hope things work out for you/he forgets about it/etc.

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  • Anonym
    vor 7 Jahren

    1. Being Gay

    2. Being Gay

    3. Being Gay

    If you're family wont accept you for who they are maybe they aren't that good of a family to begin with. Im not saying I agree with being gay, I find two guys smoking each others meatpipes a little disgusting, but to each is their own. If my brother, cousin or other family member was gay I would just accept it. Its not my business who they are banging. Just tell them, and put a lock on your phone already...

  • vor 7 Jahren

    It's your fault. You know how serious your family about their hate of gays and yet you still keep gay porn in your phone. If he's ever threatening to tell then threaten him back with murder. That's the only thing you can do because there's no other excuse for watching gay porn other than being gay(atleast the only acceptable excuse). People aren't gonna believe you're not gay even if you're really straight if they caught you with gay porn.

  • Anonym
    vor 7 Jahren

    First of all, just tell him your phone has virus.

    Second, why on earth you let your cousin use your phone as the phone has such a big dangerous secret in it? Set a password!

  • vor 7 Jahren

    Say that your friends load it on your phone as a joke at school (i'm presuming you're still at school) and that sometimes you don't even know they've done it. Your friends do it because you were teased once because of a rumour you were gay, hence you find it embarrassing and so you didn't tell your cousin that initially.

  • vor 7 Jahren

    Tell him you were on a different site and it was an ad and it popped up.

  • vor 7 Jahren

    Tell him you clicked an ad and it came up.

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