Why is Aussie Rules so boring?

Because, well, and let us be frank and earnest here, shall we?

If you're too stupid to hide your identity properly, then you're probably too daft to get the rules of such a complex game. It's a natural human reaction to explain that they don't have sufficient mental capacity to absorb something by saying "that's stupid" or "that's boring".

Can't blame us if you got the short bus to school and felt it necessary to lick the windows clean!

I'm australian and i agree so boring so much breaks the game goes for 80 minutes but by the time they have a 2 minute break every time they get a mark which is like every 20 seconds plus the worlds longest have time break the games goes for 3-4 hours football and rugby are my favourite sports

Soccer is better outside Australia and Aussie rules is THE GAME of Australia which matters most!!! I think Saints gonna win by 86 points!!

Maybe you could list a few points as to why you find Aussie Rules boring instead of saying "It's like watching paint dry", so we could at least respond to your points. Judging by questions you posted 10 months ago you liked Aussie Rules, what happened?

You're right, soccer is more exciting...... watching players attack refs & linesmen then doing the sook and feigning injury, flares being thrown, brawls in the stands, riot police, stands collapsing and killing spectators, betting scandals with players & teams throwing games.... and less than half their players on drugs you say..... must be the juniors who can't afford them.... and what about that Argentinian

player recently in the news.... killed his girlfriend & chopped her up to get rid of her...... Yeah, way more exciting..... NOT !

I think you're mixed up there mate. Soccer is the game where the main objective can't even be achieved by two teams in 90 minutes of play half the time.

"soccer is much better" hahaha good joke right there, should tell everyone that one.

Soccer much better? Hmm, I certainly don't see them scoring for about 2 hours!!! Bahahaha!

Traitor!

Yes, I agree the AFL players need to work on their acting.

Soccer is sh!t compared to football