I had a Tesco burger last night and now I`ve got the trots....should I sue..?

Neigh - even the galloping montezumas won't win you much compo unless you add serious psychological distress to your claim. If you love My Little Pony, lawyers will as usual be keen to stick their snouts in the trough on your behalf and their porcine friends, whose remains have also mysteriously appeared in minced 'beef' products.

If you find yourself tempted to leap ditches or jump fences you could have a much stronger case.

Neigh!

Now gallop along to lidl I hear they sell the same pedigree burgers there.

And at lidl the price will be a lower hurdle to get over.

And I've been a little hoarse since I had one Ha Ha....lets sue tesco's as*

Yes you should.

They are trying to tell us that horse meat is good for us and so do not worry about it.

BUT i find the idea of eating a horse totally disgusting.

Where has this horse meat come from and how did it meet it end?

Neigh lad neigh stop horsing around.

No .... get yourself a "surrey" and hit the racetrack.

Groan try harder next time troll.