What do you think of what I've written?

Recently i wrote a song. It's a silly funky rock sorta song that reflects back on the naughties and the political issue and the pop culture from then.

Read the lyrics, tell me what you think, what would you rate it on a scale between 1 and 10?

Title: Noughtie Start

Lyrics:

Guess what guys?

The noughties are over

We’re more naughty than ever?

Won’t answer that today

Here to shed some light

On the time just gone

Too early you ask?

Don’t care- doing it anyway

Brace yourself

This might make you blue

Don't say I didn't warn you

Millennium night- when the world went pear shaped

Well we thought it would but nothing came round

The following year the united states got raped

With the new president, we all frowned

9/11 weren’t the best way to start off

Was the conspiracy theory really true?

You called this a war on terror? Excuse me if I cough

Bush terrorized for oil, no wonder someone threw a shoe

Global warming! We ain't got a prayer

Ice caps will melt, the world will flood

At least Kevin Costner won't be there

Sweet old Mother nature wanted our blood

We lost Johnny Cash, not to mention our jobs and cash

Damn the recession, the banks lost their heads

First black president- you racists better make a dash

Society broke apart- we called the feds!

This was my generation

The time I grew up in

Yea you might think that's a curse

Believe me it could've been worse

Sure Jesus Christ never came back

Any chance for world peace got a whack

but this still was my generation

Now let's get a bit more funky

The cell phone should've got banned

Before it became our right hand

DVDs were here to stay

VHS always made my day

Horror wasn't scary anymore

Saw films were a right bore

Johnny Depp as a pirate was a loada fun

Tom Cruise tryin be tall- he never won

The badass Uruk Hai in Two Towers

They never made a fourth Austin Powers

Marvel showed us a good time

Michael Bay didn't deserve a dime

Lucas screwed up Star Wars for good

JJ drove star trek into the mud

Lost wasn't the best show I've ever seen

Ugly Betty- I was never too keen

Wished Family Guy would just go

The Simpsons sunk to a new low

This was my generation

The time I grew up in

Yea you might think that's a curse

But it never made me need a nurse

Great Britain gave us a great crap pile

Airhead celebrities, loudmouthed Jeremy Kyle

Big brother- slow and boring as a tractor

I always stuck to watching the X factor

I never hated Simon Cowell- never like Cheryl Cole

"You're Beautiful" James Blunt- what an A hole

Rather listen to Justin Bieber? I AIN'T GAY!

Whatever happened to Britney anyway?

Britain overrun by Chavs and their tracksuits

Not to mention the Emos and their sexy boots

This was my generation

The time I grew up in

Yea you might think that's a curse

Believe me it could've been worse

Sure Jesus Christ never came back

Any chance for world peace got a whack

but this still was my generation

I'm proud even if you're not

Sure society kinda got stuck in sh!tcreek

But least there was pride in being a geek

Say what you want,

It was still my generation

It might've made John Lennon spin in his grave

But I give the noughties a respectful wave

How the computer took over our lives

at home, at work, on the street- everywhere!

I think some preferred it to their wives

Only aloud on it for an hour? Not fair!

The TV was what entertained us the most

until the Internet made it look like a ghost

where all the knowledge and nudity is

talk to anyone anywhere in the world? What a whizz

Mark Zuckerberg gave us bookface

I was happy enough with myspace

Then came everyone's favourite- Youtube

You don't have an account? What a noob

Upload a video and become an instant star

Don't like it? Click the dislike bar

Time to play your console- plug in

Don't like your XBOX? Chuck it in the bin

Youngsters say the old games are a pile of turd

I hear enough of that from the angry video game nerd

Never understood why Avatar was such a hit

Michael Jackson, you'll be sorely missed

No flying cars or hoverboards, that's sh!it

Uh oh Marty McFly's gonna be p!ssed

Don't call him chicken, never has an insult been duller

Don’t ever say yellow, even if it’s your favourite colour

The noughties were my generation

Time I grew up in

it was no curse

Was it worse

Nah, at least we had no Thatcher

I remained a bachelor

Hopefully things'll get better

My dreamgirl- never met her

Future of mankind ‘s more important ya dope

Whatever the outcome, I pray we all cope

At least we’ll always have a good past

Yo Elvis, sorry to leave you till last