what do you think of my song lyrics?

Hey, I've just wrote a song that reflects back on the the noughties and the pop culture from that time. Read the lyrics and tell me what you think, thanks

this song is just completely random with random silly lyrics

Title: Noughtie Start

Lyrics:

Hey sit down, listen yer

Got a few words to shed in ya ear

it's about a decade,

the one just gone

sorry i got delayed

excuses? i'v got none

But focus on me now

And the time that was mine

It was my generation

Brace yourself

this might might you blue

don't say i didn't warn you

Millenuim night- when the world went pear shaped

well we thought it would but nothing came round

the following year the united states got raped

with the new president, we all frowned

9/11 want the best way to start off

Is the conspiracy theory really true?

You called this a war on terror? excuse me if I cough

Bush terrorized for oil, no wonder someone threw a shoe

Global warming! global warming! we ain't got a prayer

Ice caps will melt, the world will flood

At least Kevin Costner won't be there

sweet old Mother nature wanted our blood

We lost johnny cash, we also lost lour jobs and cash

damn the recession, the banks lost their heads

first black presidents- you racists make a dash

society broke apart- we called the feds!

(Chorus)

This was my generation

The time I grew up in

Yea you might think that's a curse

Believe me it could've been worse

Sure Jesus Christ never came back

Any chance for world peace got a whack

but this still was my generation

It might've made John Lennon spin in his grave

But I give the noughties a respectful wave

Now let's get a bit more funky

The cell phone should've got banned

Before it became our right hand

DVDs were here to stay

VHS always made my day

Horror wasn't scary anymore

Saw films were a right bore

Johnny Depp as a pirate was a loada fun

Tom Cruise tryin be tall- he never won

Marvel showed us a good time

Michael Bay didn't deserve a dime

Batman came back, this time with no nipples

Friedberg and Sheltzer- be kind to the cripples

George Lucas screwed up Star Wars for good

JJ Abrams drove star trek into the mud

Lost wasn't the best show I've ever seen

Ugly Betty- I was never too keen

Wished Family Guy would just go

The Simpsons sunk to a new low

Great Britain gave us a great crap pile

Airhead celebrities, loudmouthed Jeremy Kyle

Big brother- slow and boring as a tractor

I always stuck to watching the X factor

I never hated Simon Cowell- i never like Cheryl Cole

"You're Beautiful" James Blunt- what an A hole

Rather listen to Justin Bieber? I AIN'T GAY!

Whatever happened to Britney anyway?

(Chorus)

This was my generation

The time I grew up in

Yea you might think that's a curse

Believe me it could've been worse

Sure Jesus Christ never came back

Any chance for world peace got a whack

but this still was my generation

I'm proud even if you're not

Sure society kinda got stuck in sh!tcreek

But least there was pride in being a geek

Say what you want,

It was still my generation

It might've made John Lennon spin in his grave

But I give the noughties a respectful wave

How the computer took over our lives

at home, at work, on the street- everywhere!

i think some preferred it over their wives

we were only aloud on it an hour? not fair!

The TV was what entertained us the most

Until the internet made it look like a ghost

Where all the knowledge and nudity is

talk to anyone anywhere in the world? What a whizz

Mark Zuckerberg gave us bookface

I was happy enough with myspace

Then came everyone's favourite- Youtube

You don't have an account? what a noob

Upload a video and become an instant star

Don't like it? click the dislike bar

Time to play your console- plug in

Don't like your XBOX? Chuck it in the bin

Youngsters say the old games are a pile of turd

I hear enough of that from the angry video game nerd

Never understood why Avatar was such a hit

Michael Jackson, you'll be sorely missed

No flying cars or hoverboards, that's ****

Uh oh Marty McFly's gonna be pissed

Don't call him chicken

the noughties were my generation

time i grew up in

it was no curse

was it worse

nah, at least we had no thatcher

i remained a bachelor

hopefully things'll get better

my dreamgirl- never met her

hope she exists, as well as our future i hope

whatever the outcome, I pray we all cope

but hey at least we've a good past

Yo Elvis sorry to leave you till last