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What do you think about Marxist-Lennonism? (Read details, this is priceless)?
Marxist-Lennonsim is a political philosophy that espouses the ideals of Groucho Marx and John Lennon. Marxist-Lennonism's worldwide following is shown by the the many Marxist-Lennonist political parties, from the Rhinoceros Party of Canada to the Rideo Party of America to the entire country of NUTOPIA. Now, it would be very nice and boring to simply mention in a long paragraph a summary of their beliefs, so instead you will be able to infer it by several quotes:
Marxist-Lennonist thought began with the philosophy of Groucho Marx. Some essential Marxist philosophy follows:
-Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!
-My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
-I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
-Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication.
John Lennon further refined these philosophies, forming the roots of Marxist-Lennonist thought. Key John Lennon philosophy follows:
-If art were to redeem man, it could do so only by saving him from the seriousness of life and restoring him to an unexpected boyishness.
-That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously, because I think our opposition, whoever they may be, in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humor.
-We're trying to sell peace, like a product, you know, and sell it like people sell soap or soft drinks. And it's the only way to get people aware that peace is possible, and it isn't just inevitable to have violence. Not just war — all forms of violence.
-I really thought that love would save us all.
-Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
-We announce the birth of a conceptual country, NUTOPIA. Citizenship of the country can be obtained by declaration of your awareness of NUTOPIA. NUTOPIA has no land, no boundaries, no passports, only people. NUTOPIA has no laws other than cosmic.All people of NUTOPIA are ambassadors of the country. As two ambassadors of NUTOPIA, we ask for diplomatic immunity and recognition in the United Nations of our country and our people.
Marxist-Lennonsim is often confused with another, obscure philosophy (called Marxist-Leninism I believe) that was started by a guy with a great beard and has much to do with redistributing the wealth, the color Red, and possibly Siberia and/or the Arctic. I believe that this Marxist-Leninist, Red, Arctic, bearded, wealth-redistributer is called Santa Claus but I am not 100% sure.
4 Antworten
- vor 9 JahrenBeste Antwort
Thank you, Hally M for starring this wonderful question.
I must confess that I often confuse Nutopia with a sandwich spread.
And let's hope for a lasting peace between the people of Marmite and Vegemite.
- Anonymvor 9 Jahren
Marxist-Leninism has never worked anyplace on a large scale, and it never will.
BTW, nice clone. You had me fooled for a minute there.
Quelle(n): But I'm sure OWS thinks it's wonderful.