Have you ever been to a Shrink?

Question

I did once wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. When he looked up and saw me all he said was, I can clearly see your nuts. I'm not sure exactly what he meant by that. Should I have paid him or not?

B · Accepted Answer

You're just lucky he didn't eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Alex · Answer

Well, I've never been to a Shrink but I think if I did go, in Saran Wrap, they would do a little more than tell me I am crazy... Have you tried screaming randomly, telling everyone about your invisible friends, and streaking in public places like the mall or a train station?  I think they would take you a little more seriously then.  I bet they wouldn't have even let you stay long enough to pay.

? · Answer

um...saran wrap doesn't stop the alien mind control. only aluminum foil does that

Have you ever been to a Shrink?

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