How can I get drunk with a little bit of beer?

make a shandy - beer and lemonade.

Shot gun it...depending on how many you have. I don't recommend doing it with more than three. You take a bendy straw and stick it in the beer so that half of it is sticking out, put it up to your mouth and bend the remaining straw over until it's touching the bottle. DO NOT pinch the straw shut or will not work. Now before you bend the straw prepare yourself because the beer will shoot out VERY fast. Open your throat and prepare for the beer to shoot down and into your stomach. You'll feel it right away.

Be safe.

first of all:

buy the cheaapest beer, it has more alcohol for some reason, like king cobra, colt 45, old english.

let it warm up so you can drink it faster

sipping it threw a straw really doesnt make any difference

but do drink on an empty stomach

Just don't eat all day and about two beers should get you where you wanna go

Just buy one of those Mickeys beer in the 24oz can and drink it. Chug half, sip rest. That has high content in it. Hope that does the trick ;)

-BMD

Drink nasty malt beer that has higher alcohol content.

Drink it quickly on an empty stomach.

Sip it through a straw

Use it to chase shots of whiskey. haha