Which is the better name for a baby - Stookalty or Mornagroo?

Stookalty. It just sounds much, much better

I hope you are talking about a baby monkey or baboon? I can tell by your avatar's expression you're not serious & that you do things to become the center of attention. Pretty good judge of character, you'll find that out, the more dumb questions that you ask & that I answer. I have an idea, why don't you have us pick one of those names for you & we'll have legal papers of the permanant name change drawn up by morning?

Only if you live in a country where these names are known and people have a clue how to spell them.. otherwise.. neither one of them.. if you name your child Stookalty or Mornagroo in the Western world.. then they will be made fun of and that's not fair on the poor child.. should you life in a country where these names really exist and people like them.. then go ahead but if you live in the USA.. or Canada or Europe I strongly advise to choose a more ''normal'' sounding name.. because it will get your child into trouble and that's not what a loving parent should aim for when naming their child.

If this isn't a joke..........

Stookz would be a pretty cool nickname for a boy. But as far as real names go, what do they mean? If it has some decent, elaborate meaning then I guess they're ok.

To be honest, I think they're both quite a mouthful. I won't judge, but you might want something else. People can be very narrow minded.

Stookalty is better but what do these name mean?

Also i think beter name for baby boy is Shaan!

A baby monkey?

Stookalty.

Personally I prefer Stoolsample.

A baby what?

Jim

Why not combine the two and call it Stookagroo or Mornakalty?