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have you heard this one ?
Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.
13. They were too close to the door to close it.
14. The buck does funny things when does are present.
15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.
19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
14 Antworten
- Kerry KLv 6vor 1 JahrzehntBeste Antwort
ah the english language - what a wonderful thing (I would hate to have to learn it as a second language!)
habitable - inhabitable (opposite)
humane - inhumane (opposite)
flammable - inflammable - the bloody same!
- ★ℓeena; ℓσve.Lv 7vor 1 Jahrzehnt
Oh wow those were good!
While reading them I realized just how easy it was for me to pronounce and interpret what was going on without even thinking about it. It would be torture for those who are learning English though, like the one with "does" and "number", it took me a second to put them in the right context.
- But my first language is English, nevertheless.
Quelle(n): Star for you! - SteveTLv 7vor 1 Jahrzehnt
The thing is I actually read the first few without realising what was funny - we're so used to it.
Number 9 doesn't really work for me - I would say "dived", but the others are superb!
- Katri-MillsLv 4vor 1 Jahrzehnt
When I read all of those, I actually read them properly, first time round, except for number 18.
Very good though.
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- MEGativeLv 4vor 1 Jahrzehnt
how wierd! no wonder foreign people find it so hard to learn english!
i dont even think about it when i say close or close or wind and wind or tear and tear
STRANGE
you get a star!
- Anonymvor 1 Jahrzehnt
Yeah but
I dont know what
"ich heisse" means
