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fart jokes? anyone got any good ones?

i still find farts funny, i don't know why, i am 26 but it still makes me laugh when i see a dog surprised by his own gust of wind with that expression on his face that says "wtf was that?" or sometimes "it wasn't me"

anyone got any good fart jokes?

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  • Anonym
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt
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    okay this guy farted every morning and his wife said 'one day you're going to fart your guts out!' so they guy kept on doing it and then she put a turkey beside him and he screamed and then walked in and said "you were right, i farted my guts out. but with the grace of these fingers i put them back in there!"

    10 pts pleaseee =D

  • vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    Q. Did you hear about the Irishman that farted in the bath?

    A. He drowned himself trying to smell it.

  • not a joke as such, but if someone is not very nice, you could say they were about as popular as a fart in a lift!

  • Anonym
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    Patient "I fart all the time Doc but the weird thing is they don't smell."

    The doctor picks up a scapel.

    Patient "Are you going to operate on my ar se?"

    Doc "No, on your nose."

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  • vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    hehe Platobee... I like your joke, it was funny.

  • Anonym
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    No, im afraid not so please....Grow up!

    Quelle(n): Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttt Oopsie
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