Who Can Tell me the Best Joke?

*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*

Interviewer: What is your birth date?

Muthu : 13th October.

Interviewer : Which year?

Muthu : Every year.

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*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview.....

"Can you spell a word that has more than

100 letters in it?"

Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

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*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*

After returning from a foreign trip,

Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a foreigner?"

Wife: No! Why?

Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why.

Wife : ?????????

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*MUTHU & TOURIST*

A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu

whether any great man was born in his village...

Muthu said, "No sir, only babies were born here."

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*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.

First he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!"

The cockroach walked.

Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same.

The cockroach walked.

Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.

Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk but the cockroach didn't walk.

Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found

it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."

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*MUTHU & DRIVER*

When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."

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*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard "* WASH BASIN * "

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*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*

Interviewer : Just imagine you're in

the 20th floor of a building and! it's on fire. How will you escape?

Muthu: It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination.

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Oh... Last I forget ............. the funniest.......

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????????

Because a lady journalist with a badge which read *PRESS* pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him... and he did it!

A sociology research project in Britain two years ago found the best joke in the world (according to the average polled person):

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

A bus stops and 2 men get on with really strong accents. They sit down and

have a conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,

but all of a sudden when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma together. I

come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I

come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You dirty-mouth pigs," yelled the lady

.” In this country . . . we don't speak dirty in

public places about our sex lives. . . "

"Hey, relax lady whats sa-matter for you?," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta

sex?

I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

okay- well i know this isnt very funny but the other day i was in mandees and i was tryin stuff on in the dressing room and this lady walked in with her son who was probably around 3 yrs old.

and she went in to another "stall" to try something on and the kid was walkin around the dressing room even though his mom told him to sit on the chair and wait like a big boy. he was looking around and he started peaking under the doors to the stalls and then his mom walked out of her stall and saw him and she said "you little perv. when we get home u r going to ur room for the rest of the day!!"

i was trying sooo hard to keep from cracking up! i just thought it was sooo funny!