I want to become king. Do you know a vacant position I could apply for?

Prince William has just broken up with his girlfriend. I'm sure you could turn him if you tried hard enough.

Yes - believe it or not there is a monarchical title available.

Why not be Lord of Sealand? From wikipedia...

In early 2007 Sealand was offered for sale. From 2007, Sealand is available for transfer by Spanish estate company InmoNaranja. However, because a principality can't technically be sold, Sealand's current "owners" plan to "transfer" custodianship. A sum of between UK£65,000,000 and £504,000,000 (US$ 998,000,000, €750,000,000) is set as the price for the new tenants. Offers of "eight digits or over" are being solicited.

Get plastic surgery so you'll look just like Prince William

Steal Prince William

Declare yourself Prince William (future king of England)

Yeah. You could purchase one of those man-made private islands located in Dubai. Convert it into your own nation and declare yourself king. It's only gonna cost you a few million dollars, that is a steal !

Sorry, not at this time. All positions have been filled. However, it sounds like you might just be a legend in your own mind.

King of what ?

These days you can become king of pop, etc.

I think you can become king, depending of what....

Maby the king of questions... :)

Take good care!

Do you have the qualifications for it? If you do, set up your own kingdom ... in your home, in your heart and in your mind. Be happy...

lolol

sadly they don't advertise for that job.