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Rosie
Rosie fragte in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · vor 1 Jahrzehnt

Ghost in the hospital?

A man goes to the hospital for some tests. The last test consisted of some ugly drink, and left him with an upset stomach. He's laying in bed and fells like he has to go to the restroom. He runs, sits, and waits, and nothing! So he goes back to bed.

Then he gets the feeling again, runs, sits...and nothing. So the third time he feels it, he just stays there. But this time, he GOES, and makes a big mess on the sheets.

Embarrased that the nurses will see the mess he made, he grabs the sheets, wraps them up, and throws them out the 3rd story window.

A drunk man is walking by, and the sheets fall on him. He starts kicking, punching, and yelling. Finally, the sheet falls to the floor, and a security officer that was close by goes up to him and says:

"Are you okay sir?"

"Yes", says the drunk man "but i just beat the sh*t out of that ghost!

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  • Maw-Maw
    Lv 7
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt
    Beste Antwort

    THANKS FOR THE REAL JOKE---SO CUTE, I'LL SHARE IT FOR YOU......

  • chacko
    Lv 4
    vor 5 Jahren

    because of the fact hospitals are additionally a sturdy place for healing wounds and human beings, the place they shop human beings from dying, if it have been a place the place human beings might purely die then that would desire to be haunted. we could not ignore that infants are additionally born and so i think of that the beneficial capability beats the damaging one, except the wellbeing facility is outfitted on a place the place many human beings died or suffered and can't discover their relax. yet you recognize, ghosts do not look once you like, they look at nighttime once you're on my own and each thing is quiet, and the wellbeing facility is continuously busy so ghosts might look purely while they desire.

  • DeeDee
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    I think that this was a funny one, did not see this coming....

  • ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░
    Lv 4
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    I've heard that one before, but it never gets old!

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  • •♦๑•TxRose•♦๑•
    Lv 7
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    Haha!! Good one!

  • kevin m
    Lv 4
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    funny

  • Slevin Kelevra
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    funny really

  • Maro's mom
    Lv 5
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    good

  • Anne H
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    gross but hillarious!! thanx

  • Anonym
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    LOL

    funny !!!!!

  • packy
    vor 1 Jahrzehnt

    lol

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