Mr. Underpants

Because walnuts are bigger than peanuts so they must come from a bigger animal. But then which animal do coconuts come from?

I mean, I don’t know how much longer the elastic waistband can keep my underpants from falling down.

I have. And then I said “Look there’s a turtle in the pool”. 

You’re always standing on your hind legs and refusing to get wet. Can’t you just lay down in the milk like the rest of the cornflakes? And then you have the nerve to stick to the side of the bowl? How dare you! Why do you have such a bad attitude. You don’t see Cheerios behaving this way. 

Both songs are so great! 

We can tape boxing gloves onto our elbows.

Got stunk? 

Like when your stinky armpits got stunk? How much does your stunk stink?

I’ve called all the pet stores in my area but no luck. 

You cannot eat or drink anything else or you could die.