Conservatives, when is your CNN appearance?

oddly enough, we happen to be coming up on the anniversary of the date I was on CNN....

it was the 1990s and I was a junior lackey in my first real job out of college.... I was with a large, global corporation and reported to one of the company execs (I was basically assistant to his secretary)...

the company was going through some controversy at the time and my boss was known as a bit of a "joker."  When a CNN crew appeared outside a hotel where we were attending a meeting, he pointed at me and said "go talk to them....just smile and tell them some happy sh*t..."

pretty sure I was going to lose my job, I went out and stuttered through about 10 minutes of questioning, making up a lot of my answers as I went along... two nights later, the story ran on CNN and included about 12 seconds of one of my responses... the hilarious thing was that they got my name right, but showed a graphic naming me as a "Senior Spokesperson" (yep...same old CNN)...

I actually didn't know about it until the next morning when my boss greeted me with "congratulation on the f**king promotion"....and was then told about it by his secretary...

No respectable Conservative would go on CNN.

This is a comedy posting, isn't it. 

Can they be anonymous ?

That's almost as funny as the first time you were stood up at the prom.

CNN, pfft I'm at least going on a network people actually watch.