What is a parking vehicle story that you have seen or experienced in your life?

I was eating my lunch parked up in my car. It was a one way street heading north. Straight ahead of me was another one way street heading south. The roads converged into a two way street.

Coming down towards me was an old car. It was bouncing off of parked cars before finally coming to rest wedged into a brand new Mercedes.

The driver got out and she asked if anyone had an apple. She was obviously drunk or high or something. The police arrived and took statements from me and other witnesses and then the owner of the Merc turned up thinking it was joke and he was on TV.

When he found out it wasn't a prank he cried. The whole thing was surreal.

I saw a man take about twenty minutes to park his car it was a difficult parking space and as soon as he got out of his car someone told him he couldn't park there. He wasn't mad but looked puzzled as to why not and on second thought he got in his car and left. 

Been to NY and tried to park. The spaces were tight af