Did you know that you've been brainwashed into believing that the earth is a sphere and that there's planets and possible alien life AND?

Indeed, looks like you have a thorough knowledge of the earth and the sonar cistern.

I fail to see any reason why you have to be an atheist to believe the world is a sphere.

Do you understand Maths? The internal angles of a triangle on a flat surface add up to 180 degrees. However, on the surface of a sphere, they add up to more than 180 degrees.

I am a surveyor. I have measured huge triangles on the Earth's surface. The internal angles total more than 180 degrees.

"It's all a big illusion by the satanic freemasons and nasa so that you won't believe in God."

Right. Well, considering that that about 99.99% of theists believe in a god despite accepting that the Earth is roughly spherical, the Freemasons and NASA must be pretty damned incompetent to carry on with that policy. It was pretty clever of them to have established it over 2400 years ago, and got away with it until now, though. I will give them that.

"Research it and you will find out that all these years you have been deeply lied to"

I have researched it, and found that the Dunning-Kruger effect is surprisingly strong, so people with no understanding whatsoever of science and mathematics somehow think they know better than everybody else.

Your mix of science and religion is mystifying and hard to unpack. Especially given that most of your ideas only got about four words before you moved on.

I have heard the idea that the earth is flat. I do not agree, because 0% of scientific research confirms this.

Yea, I know that I was lied to in school (the best example that comes to mind: Columbus discovered America and was a swell guy), but you haven't convinced me.

I think you're trying to yodel in a snowstorm again, friend, if you know what I mean.

You ARE profoundly ignorant and nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake!

I will not call you crazy.

I will however call you an undoubtedly incorrigible lummox that has no perception of or relationship with reality.

You sound like my mother in law.