Why do you come to the horse section? I come for the comedy!?

You got your little girls, stupid is as stupid does, uneducated, and your wanna-be's. I haven't been on the horse section in awhile, but a lot questions I see are legit.

Some of us come to give serious answers when we can be helpful, and try to keep our nastier opinions to a minimum. We rarely ASK questions.

Others come here because they are insecure in their horsemanship, have been unable to correct a fault, and are seeking confirmation that the fault is actually correct. Those people are, in my estimation, "fair game." Such questions often ask that we not be hateful, which seems to imply that we are to avoid providing any answer that suggests the problem is with the rider, rather than with the horse.

Some silly questions come from non-riders or from aminal rghits people. Trolls they be, and as trolls they are treated. Ignoring trolls is supposedly best, but occasionally I'll have some delicious answer for a troll. Other times I'll suggest, in Norwegian, that the stinking troll should return to Norway, under his stinking troll bridge where he lives with billy goats. I love reading my own writing, which is another reason I answer trolls.

Jeff, you are easily appreciated by those of us who sometimes need a breath of stale, desert air to whack us out of our slumber. Anyone who eats hoof trimmings can't be all bad.

I come to practice writing and keyboard skills.

This is the best forum for that because it is the topic I know the most about.

Being able to help an occasional equestrian with a real problem is a BONUS.

Jeff, I always read your posts first for my morning chuckle.

You are dryer than desert sand and that is mighty dry!

And I always give a reason when I TD other contributors.

I do not *always* give a reason for TUs

Comedy, sure, but I do try to help if I can. And yes, horse bites can tear through skin. My dad's friend owned a stallion that bit a woman's breast off. I think it was a racehorse (it was many years ago).

You don't come for the comedy Jeff. You come here to be a plain and straight up C.unt to all people who just genuinely want advice.

LOL for the has-beens wannabees and evergreens.

Lets not forget the stinky little trolls

Did you check out Z666 and her two semesters of law school today... she should be a Supreme Court Justice.

You obviously know nothing about horses yourself so why not leave me alone?

A few weeks ago you wound me up on my pge being a twt! FKING GET A LIFE TWT!

I come to get reaffirmation that the Bambi Syndrone is not only alive and well but it is SPREADING!!

OH NOES!!!!!