There is a thunderstorm outside and I feel like I m about to get struck by lightning. Is there anything I can do spiritually to prevent this?

It might be more fun to go out into the thunderstorm, when a lot of superstitious people can see you, (Fundamentalists and Antitheists would be ideal), and when you feel tingly and stuff, reach as high as you can, and suddenly yank down on the downstrike, so onlookers will think you pulled it from the sky, and grin a huge, toothy grin at them, so they'll realize you're Thor, and you'll become the object of their spirituality, even if you happen to die a couple microseconds later.

No one will ever forget you, so they may very well wait for your second coming.

Yes. You need to take these three spiritual steps.

1. Bend over.

2. Put your head between your legs.

3. Kiss yourAss good bye.

Nope

Command the lightning firmly not to strike you, and to go away.

And when it obeys you, acknowledge that you have controlled the lightning.

Gaga! just get inside your house and pray. That's it.

Always seek for God not only when you have problems :)

Pray this with confidence :

Psalm 91 King James Version (KJV)

91 He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.

2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.

3 Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

4 He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.

5 Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;

6 Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

7 A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.

8 Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.

9 Because thou hast made the Lord, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;

10 There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

11 For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.

12 They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.

13 Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

14 Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.

15 He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.

16 With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.

thats just the pot it'll wear off in a few. Eat something.

Don't be retarded and go outside

Do a meditation and feels the power of God. :)

What will be, will be.