What's your favorite George W. Bush or Barack Obama quote?

I genuinely miss the unending tragicomedy of Dubya. I couldn't possibly choose just one quote. But here are some flashbacks for ya :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhmdEq3JhoY

Here are a few of the emperor's sayings, with _my_ additions in brackets {}

I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage.(Barack Hussein Obama II)

I think same sex couples should be able to get married.(Barack Hussein Obama II)

I don't think marriage is a civil right, but I think that being able to transfer property is a civil right.(Barack Hussein Obama II)

That's the good thing about being president, I can do whatever I want.(Barack Hussein Obama II)

The fact that we are here today to debate raising America's debt limit is a sign of leadership failure.(Barack Hussein Obama II)

This is my last election. After my election I have more flexibility.(Barack Hussein Obama II)

I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase.{note:my taxes at $35,000/year salary have increased by about 8%}(Barack Hussein Obama II)

To avoid being mistaken for a sellout, I chose my friends carefully. The more politically active black students. The foreign students. The Chicanos. The Marxist professors and structural feminists and punk-rock performance poets.(Barack Hussein Obama II)

I've got a pen and I've got a phone - and I can use that pen to sign executive orders and take executive actions and administrative actions that move the ball forward.{despite what the Congress instructs}(Barack Hussein Obama II)

If you're looking for the safe choice, you shouldn't be supporting a black guy named Barack Obama to be the next leader of the free world.{AMEN!}(Barack Hussein Obama II)

The United States has been enriched by Muslim Americans. Many other Americans have Muslims in their families or have lived in a Muslim-majority country - I know, because I am one of them.{YOU are a Muslim, Mr. President? Yes, I do believe that you are}(Barack Hussein Obama II)

I will never turn Medicare into a voucher. No American should ever have to spend their golden years at the mercy of insurance companies. They should retire with the care and dignity they have earned.{We have been at the mercy of insurance companies for years. Nothing has changed}(Barack Hussein Obama II)

Barack Obama's

There are so many. Obama quotes are generally called lies. This one reminds me of GW's mission accomplished.

Four years ago, I promised to end the war in Iraq. We did. I promised to refocus on the terrorists who actually attacked us on 9/11. We have. We've blunted the Taliban's momentum in Afghanistan, and in 2014, our longest war will be over. A new tower rises above the New York skyline, al Qaeda is on the path to defeat, and Osama bin Laden is dead.

Bush: people of Americas, I hear you!..and soon those who knocked these buildings down will hear ALL of us!" (AKA Bush "lying us into war") Obama: "Benghazi was a spontaneous demonstration that got out of hand" since EVERY demonstration has RPGs and other weapons of war brought along!

"If you like your healthcare plan you can keep your healthcare plan. No one will be able to take that away form you, period. If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor, period."

"We are five days away from fundamentally transforming the United States of America."

Both of these were uttered sincerly (one of them 36 times) by Barrack Obama. My don't they sound truthful and patriotic? No doubt he is a communist liar.

I'll be long gone before some smart person figures out what happened in this Oval Office. As said by Bush.

Bush: "Wait, what did you just say?" the president interrupted. "You're predicting $4-a-gallon gasoline?"

Maer responded: "A number of analysts are predicting $4-a-gallon gasoline."

Bush's rejoinder: "Oh, yeah? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that."

Bush: "The same Creator who names the stars also knows the names of the seven souls we mourn today. The crew of the shuttle Columbia did not return safely to Earth; yet we can pray that all are safely home."

"Now, some have said I blame too many problems on my predecessor, but let's not forget that's a practice that was initiated by George W. Bush." --at the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner

I try to avoid answering W questions, as it's been so long since he's been out of office, but I couldn't pass this one up.

"More and more of our imports are coming from overseas"