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Redundant Mariah Is Axolotl 2
Lv 5
Redundant Mariah Is Axolotl 2 fragte in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · vor 8 Jahren

Spiritually speaking, does this make anybody else really happy?

The idea that humanity will probably be the biggest contributing factor in our own species' extinction makes me super happy. Does anybody else get as giddy about this as I do?

Also, does that make me a super villain?

Update:

PAUL B, HOW DARE YOU! I WILL HENCE FORTH BE YOUR ARCH NEMESIS FOR SAYING SUCH THINGS ABOUT ME!

I will have human slaves to do my bidding, thumbs are not necessary.

Update 2:

*My arch nemesis.

DO NOT JUDGE MY INABILITY TO PROOF READ. I AM AN AXOLOTL. IT'S A GODDAMN MIRACLE I CAN UNDERSTAND ENGLISH AT ALL.

DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT LOOK, I KNOW YOU ALL WERE THINKING IT!

Update 3:

No, wait. I had it right the first time.

DISREGARD THAT LAST. OR MY SLAVES WILL CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE!

Update 4:

I'm sorry. I got excited. I'm better now.

7 Antworten

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  • Paul B
    Lv 7
    vor 8 Jahren
    Beste Antwort

    It only makes you a supervillian if you set of a nuke... or release the T virus... something like that.

    Being an axolotl though, you're slightly encumbered by the lack of an opposable thumb, so you might need to think things through pretty carefully.

    EDIT: oh noes, I didn't know about the human slaves. Please forgive me, thumbless one.

    No wait, I didn't mean to mention thumbs again...um, I meant... gilled amphibian? Does that work...?

    Oh great one?

    Could you please stop shouting? It's scary.

    EDIT again: is it okay if I just worship you quietly, from over here in the corner?

  • Anonym
    vor 8 Jahren

    I wouldn't say I'm happy about it, but when it is all said and done, the Universe probably won't even bat an eyelid at humanity emerging, carrying on stupidly, and then going under because of it.

    Super Villain?... Laughing at stupidity bringing another one of it's disciples down?

    I think not.

  • Anonym
    vor 8 Jahren

    Not a villain just deeply confused.

    There are already enough haters in the world, we don't need your contribution.

  • Louis The Proud Britisher
    Lv 5
    vor 8 Jahren

    It isn't gonna happen.

    As for the super villain part, I think it makes you super shallow and super dumb.

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  • epsy
    vor 8 Jahren

    It makes me sad. I wish I could be immortal

  • Agnostic Polytheist
    Lv 7
    vor 8 Jahren

    You see the humor in it too, huh?

    I can't wait.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    vor 8 Jahren

    Doesn't matter. We're all going to be dead by then.

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