my wife refuses to pre chew my meat...she says?

You poor thing. To be saddled with such an uncaring, lazy wife. She must be lying since the teeth were guaranteed for two years. Sadly the trade agreement does not include spouses. The only thing I can suggest is that you treat her nicely so as to get back in her good graces. Bring her some flowers. They are free at the local cemetery.

Well it's time for you to start eating/drinking liquid if you can't chew your own meats/foods..but by all mean find another wife since this one is not worthy of you....:D

Sir you are a cad...in fact you are a bounder,

I will get my gardener to give you a sound good whipping,

you should always buy 3 sets of teeth from the undertaker....you bloody well, tight fisted man

give the gal a break -- get yourself a food processor and puree the stuff. Let the wife chew her own food while she's still able.

Get her to chew your meat with her teeth out. I've heard it better anyway ;)

Totally gross. Chew your own food or eat through a straw.

The meat lesson should tell you to leave women alone and stay single.

Look here you geriatric. I think you need to get your own set of teeth to help thyself. Anfd change your soiled depends ok. G'day

No

your wife is until death do you part.

cut the meat into mince sized pieces.