Should I send my Everest Poem to the BBC's Top Gear?

Everest, by Al Sepert

Mount Everest

The Greatest Test

For any Mountaineer

Standing like a beacon

When the air

Is crystal clear.

From Base Camp

To the summit climb

A never ending string

Of climbers

on their ultimate quest

Mount Everest, The King.

Since Hilary and Tensing

climbed it all those years ago

Everest has been clearly seen as

Mountaineerings Place to go.

But now everyone seems to climb it

Near the summit as I look up

Is Jeremy Clarkson driving.

A Toyota Pick up Truck

There's Hammond in a Discovery

Following close behind

And some where near to base camp

James May's Morgan left behind

And so dear reader I ask you

This question most profound

When they get to the summit

How will they get down?