A horse,a horse ,my burgers made of horse...was that really Richard the Third`s last words...?

As with quasimodo .he came home and his wife had the wok out.

He said oh chinese tonight eh my darling?

She said No Im ironing your shirt!

Poor bugger had to knock three bricks out the wall to hang his portrait straight.

But there again Ive got a hunch!!!!!!

Well according to Shakespeare he was knocked off his Royal mount and offered his Kingdom of England for a horse.It seems no-one took up his offer.?

I think England is worth more than a horse ? It reminds me of when Hitler said he was going to wring Englands neck like a Chicken. Churchill after a few Brandys replied "Some Chicken,some neck !"

Hmm - you might be on to something there. No doubt his heirs will be consulting lawyers to check if they have a valid compensation claim against Eire, Poland, Tesco and others - whilst scholars research how many other mistakes Shakespeare made.

I do hope my GCE History Cert (1959) won't now be declared invalid.

No king richards last words were stop the bleeeeeeding

DNA did contain traces of horse.

no ..his last words were ...' i should have stayed in bed with my bird this morning'....btw... ATOS have just declared him fit for work...

fhere knock yourself out http://www.allgreatquotes.com/shakespearequotes_ri...