Please explain this dirty joke to me?

Question

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"

no longer of your world · Accepted Answer

actually it's a stupid joke.  the answer is that the stamp collector would  lick her like a stamp. this doesn't make any sense at all because the last thing a stamp collector would do is lick his stamps. completely destroys the value.

tealover · Answer

People lick stamps. 
The stamp collector husband performed A LOT of conalingus

:)

Jay · Answer

Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was... oh, do I miss him!

(All he wanted to do was lick it).

Nicolle Evans · Answer

stamp collector's lick stamps..

the stamp collector husband would want to lick it

Anonym · Answer

Hi Jasmine give over trying to  make  the lads who answer look lets say out sorts.You know what it means just as I do.Good laugh through.10/10

Anonym · Answer

A stamph collector licks the stamph so it would stick to a surfice so he used his tongue to lick her vagaga ;D

lehner · Answer

How about this one? its now no longer dirty regardless of the undeniable fact that its humorous! A 4th grade biology coach is educating her students. "human beings are the only creatures that studder" she stated "No! My kitten studdered!" somewhat woman replied the instructor, understand-how little ones would have some loopy study, stated,"Why do no longer you enable us understand about it?" "ok sometime, i replaced into once playing in the back outside with my kitty and a vast scary rottweiler jumped over the fence and barked at my kitty. Then my kitty went "FFFFFFFFF,FFFFFFFFF,FFFFFF." and in the previous than he would say "****!!!" the rottweiler ate him!"

redalac · Answer

Speak English,Kenstir.
No,on second thought,don't.

Anonym · Answer

You lick stamps...get it?

Anonym · Answer

What do you do with stamps? You lick them... so...

Please explain this dirty joke to me?

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