What Do You Think About The Lyrics To This Call Me Maybe Spoof?

This kid online asked me what my opinion was of it and i honestly did not know what to tell him:

I know you and your cell

I know im going to hell

I fell under your spell

And now today is the day

I came and wanted the swish

Glares and stares just for this

I knew you would diss

But now today’s the day

I couldn’t help but stare as you

Just played with your hair

Pressure was on, I had to take care

I hated watching you go

Oops you just saw me

And I just looked at my toe

But I had to wonder,

Cause I love you Jamie

It is hard to speak now,

So you can blame me

But I had to wonder,

Cause I love you Jamie

Oops you just saw me

And I just looked at my toe

But I had to wonder,

Cause I love you Jamie

All the other girls,

They are okay see

But I had to wonder,

Cause I love you Jamie

I took my time with the ball,

Then I waited til fall

And you are at the mall

But still today is the today

I had to stay real

But the first sight broke the deal

I didn’t know it could be

But today is the day

I couldn’t help but stare as you

Just played with your hair

Pressure was on, I had to take care

I hated watchin you go

Oops you just saw me

And I just looked at my toe

But I had to wonder,

Cause I love you Jamie

It is hard to speak now,

So you can blame me

But I had to wonder,

Cause I love you Jamie

And all the other girls,

They are okay see

But I had to wonder,

Cause I love you Jamie

Without you in my life

I was just so sad

I was just so sad

I was just so, so sad

Without you in my life

I was just so sad

Wanted you to know that

I was just so, so sad

It is hard to speak now,

So you can blame me

But I had to wonder,

Cause I love you Jamie

Oops you just saw me

And I just looked at my toe

But I had to wonder,

Cause I love you Jamie

And all the other girls,

They are okay see

But I had to wonder,

Cause I love you Jamie

Without you in my life

I was just so sad

I was just so sad

I was just so, so sad

Without you in my life

I was just so sad

Just wanted you to know that

CAUSE I LOVE YOU JAMIE