If CONServatives were alive during the time of Jesus?

You must be really afraid Obama is going to lose.

Jesus was viewed as a radical revolutionary who was causing trouble for the Roman Empire, that's why the Roman Empire killed him. You could assume the Roman Empire was right on the political scale compared to Jesus' views but politics in 30 A.D. can't be compared to politics in 2012 A.D. so your question is flawed. Jesus wasn't a liberal by 30 A.D. standards, he was a nut job revolutionary.

Why did you capitalize CONS in Conservatives?

sermon last week had some behaviour verses- thieves should stop stealing and learn to do useful work with their hands, be able to help others that may need help. A man duty/should work to support his relatives, especially his immediate family. He who doesn't work, doesn't eat. A couple other behave yourself comments also -like husbands and wives should have bedroom fun--- but kids wait for marriage- and don't get drunk. Last year had the older lesson of law- parents should take misbehaving son to elders at gates of city and say how bad he is- a glutton, drunkard, fornicator and gambler, companion to thieves and a offense to god by temple behavior, then elders would stake out miscreant and crowd would stone him as object lesson and as a safety to public issue. Sort of like Travon should have been taken to gates of community and everybody warned so they could have a rock festival with him and real rocks. Luke 22:36 -have a coin purse, travelers bag packed and carry a sword(macharia), if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one-- this is what Jesus told the apostles.

Jesus was the first socialist, this presents a problem for the conservative right - they like Jesus because any analysis of Republican party politics would demonstrate that they are about one thing - making the elite richer. The problem is how do you persuade people who are going to suffer under Republican party rule to vote for them? Think about it - they don't want health care, they won't spend money on any social services initiatives, they bankrupt the nation fighting wars that benefit their supporters and they'll happily pollute the world in search of making more money. Jesus and christianity is perfect - it scares the sheeple into voting for them.

Everywhere around the world christianity is recognised as being socially aware, in the US it has become corrupted, Jesus is according to the right a gun-toting believer in supply side economics.

a million. Who stated something approximately Him going devoid of water? And on a similar time as that's confusing or maybe risky, a human can bypass 40 days devoid of nutrition. It takes approximately 60 days to die of starvation. while Jesus got here out of the barren area He had to initiate ingesting little by using little, yet He wasn't on the verge of ravenous to dying. 2. Jesus isn't the only individual to sweat blood, and sweating blood isn't an illustration of extreme blood tension or an coming near heart attack. that's brought about by using tension on the blood vessels interior the pores. They destroy, and blood pours out. they're tiny blood vessels, on the brink of the floor of the floor, and can be broken by using attempting to pop a zit. on a similar time as sweating blood is an illustration of super tension, it does no longer advise you're approximately to die of a heart attack. additionally, the backyard of Gethsemane incident replaced into on the night He replaced into arrested. @ Randy: you're forgetting that Jesus replaced into grew to become into uncooked hamburger until eventually now being nailed to the flow. He replaced into already bleeding to dying.

If anything, Jesus was the first conservative. He helped those who needed help, and encouraged them to live better lives and support themselves. He didn't make them slaves to the state, as a liberal would.

LOL MORE LIKE CUNTservatives, amirite?

Also, I would've killed Jesus, too. Your argument is invalid.

Kohen-a Christian??

8.5 on the "WEIRDO" Scale I think.