Was Jesus Christ a vampire?

No.

the idea that Vlad the Impaler could return from the dead was told to children who refused to eat their broccoli.

so for how many years are you going to feel free like this.i mean do you know who you are.first you are humen second you are jerk and foolish third you are about to be or may be already been a slave of movie industries which are just fake.but since you are tool or foolish you are a slave of it.and you dont know that the movie industries you watch controled by the ugly devil.because you dont know.you are eys dont look closer.rather they are wacting fake things.and after some few years of your earth expierence which you may thought you were free will take you to lake.well you know what i mean.oh dont be confussed.i am saying hell.a lake of fire.and now yuou are calling GOD,JESUS CHRIST with this.you are not even a biological cell infront of him.but since you have a fooolsih waist garabage mouth you are saying such things.any way i am sorry for this and may GOD ,JESUS CHRIST forgive you

I am still amazed, although I see it all the time....

Just how many Atheists respond to questions like this. Many. A whole lot.

This is how they get their kicks, I guess.

But really, count the first few....seven, or more...right? And it is always that way.

We all know that Jesus was not a vampire, but people will say silly things, trying to be funny.

And they are....look at the first few responses...they think it is funny.

All I can say, is that...For your sake, I hope what you think about Jesus not being who he was and not returning,....is true....but just for your sake. Not mine.

I know he is returning. And He will settle matters, then.

No, Jesus Christ isn't and never was a vampire. He is, however, King of God's Kingdom in heaven. What, you people thought Jesus has been dead all this time? Wrong, he was only dead for parts of three days.

No. He was the son of God. Of course he had the powers of God. He died and ascended into hell for 3 days to collect the souls of those who had lived before his time and who (in his eyes) were worthy of eternal peace.

Technically he's a lich.

An undead creature with magical powers

He's a reverse zombie who wants you to eat his body.

Alternatively, He's a reverse vampire who wants you to drink his blood.

Seriously? Sigh, some people just really don't have a life...

Even fictional vampires (i.e. non-Stephenie Meyer) don't do that.

Real ones (i.e. Twilight) are much more elegant.

no, I think you've got that wrong; he didn't suck people's blood or hang upside down anywhere, so yeah.