Please, help me.............?

ummm...?

Iwell, you see, I was wondering if anybody out there might possibly be so kind or so incredibly, astoundingly noble as to perhaps, if they have the chance, shed the slightest or most radient sliver of sunlight upon my frazzled brain which does not yet quite begin to understand the vagueities and incomprehensibilities of that passage which I have just read?

that was about sixty words.

I dont think thats what you meant, but HEY!! :D

What are you asking for? Do you want this translated into Italian?

...grandpa tell me what do you think about your father on the father's day? please share some stories of you and your pa with me, i want to learn something new from your stories!