Cirencester Car Park Blues?

Car Parking Blues

Al Sepert.

It may have escaped the notice.

Of successful Lib Dem Candidates

Who with the one exception,

took each Ciren CDC place

That among their Tory rivals

who dream up Car park tariffs

There is hardly a single one

Who it seems actually pay it.

Lynden shops in Mickleton,

or so I am told.

And the shop in Poulton

Is owned by David Fowles.

Dutton shops at Budgens

In Moreton in the Marsh

Sandra shops in Lechlade

Just outside the WaterPark

Merryl shops in Mayfair

Takes the early morning train

Barry Gibbs shops in Tetbury

every now and again.

You wouldn't find Carole in Poundland,

nor John Birch and not Barry Dare,

And what of Bennet and Penman

I'm all that sure that I care

Now Adams, Braidwood, and Curry

The Cirencester chaps

who do still shop in "Ciren"

Their CDC membership lapsed

You see now the good folk of Ciren

All have to march and protest

whereas if they'd elected more Tories

They'd have had a lot more influence

I'm joking ok? except the last verse