Why can't I ask a serious religious question?

Probably because you pasted Invader Zim's head onto a dolphin.

King James Version Bible

2 Peter Chapter 1

2. Grace and peace be multiplied unto you through the knowledge of God, and of Jesus our Lord,

Romans Chapter 1

28. And even as they did not like to retain God in [their] knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

29. Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

30. Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

31. Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

32. Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Galatians Chapter 4

16. Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

The serious ones get a lot less answers, lol.

Because religion is ridiculous.

Why not? Ask away this is what R & S is for.

Why so serious?

Seriosuly, though. it's because you are too serious.

same reason you can't make serious jokes.

because it is an oxymoron