What would happen if someone pranked Julius Caesar?

This might help...before Julius Caeser became emperor, he was once kidnapped by pirates in the Mediterranean. He was a noble so they treated him extremely well as they ransomed him, and the moment the ransom was paid and was released he organized a fleet to hunt down and capture the pirates who kidnapped him.

He crucified every single one of them. Nails were hammered through their wrists and ankles to a pole and it was set upright so that their body weight was supported by their lung muscles, forcing them to slowly suffocate. For the ones who treated him nicely, he allowed them the "mercy" of having their throats slit before being crucified.

Writing about Julius Caeser is probably not a good topic for humorous fiction.

Lol he'd probably put them in the ring (make it like a boxing ring lol) and then he'd like set the place on fire and play a violin hahahaha idk

Hope this helped!!!

They'd be gutted