Early signs of pregnancy?

Sounds like you may be pregnant. Take a test.

Unusually darkish and/or profuse lip hair, thickening of pubic hair, carnal insatiability, ringing in only one ear, spontaneous dizziness, strangely shiny desires, strangely stupid desires, absence of desires, large quantity of desires (are you noticing a fashion right here?), surprising dislike of the feel of pickles/cucumbers, and all kinds of different arbitrary matters. The elementary notion at the back of any "historical wive's story" signal is to leap on something that turns out spontaneous and arbitrary and declare that it is a signal. When actually it's regularly because of different elements which might be just about totally unrelated. However for those who begin getting rather exact approximately colour offerings for even probably the most trivial of matters then you already know that you're pregnant.

the best thing to do is to take a test

sounds like someone has a biscut in the oven :o