unicorn burgers with pixie fritters?

The pixies have to be caught with a net, Like Andrew Zimmern did to the puffins in the Iceland episode of Bizarre Foods. Big badminton net and a nice bat or an oar to whack 'em with.

I've heard Unicorn tastes like chicke, but you're hungry again in half an hour.

Unicorns very rarely get the chance to bugger any pixie's fritter as pixies are very sensitive and private about their fritters

Also pixies are damn fast and unicorns lack the opposable thumbs needed to catch the little blighters

I personally prefer my unicorns free range and often kosher. They do taste signifigantly better. Also, pixie fritters taste WONDERFUL with a light basil vinagrette. Remember not to overcook the unicorn! It tastes gamey. :]