Hier was zum schmunzeln. Habt Ihr noch mehr von diesen Witzen auf Lager?

Nichts gegen Italiener, bitte nicht falsch verstehen. Ist einfach nur zum lachen!

Following is the complaint letter an Italiano tourist wrote to the Manager of a hotel in London.

Dear Signor Diretorre,

Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella.

I comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a young man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? I calla down the Receptione and tell: "I wanna shit". They tella me, " Go to the toilet ". I said, "You no understand. I wanna shit in my bed ". They said, "You betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch".

Signor Diretorre, what is sonnawabitch?

I go down to ristorante for breakfast. I order bacona and eggs and two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and point to toast. "I wanna piss". She tella me, "Go to the toillett". I say, "You no understand. I wanna piss on my plate".

She then say to me, "You bloody fella better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". Second person who do not even know me and call me sonnawabitch!

What is sonnawabitch?

Later I go dinner into restorante. Spoon and knife is laid but no fock. I tella waitress " I wanna fock", and she tella me, "Sure, everybody wanna f_u_c_k". I tell her, "You no understand. I wanna fock on the table". She then tell me, "So you sonnawabitch, wanna f_u_c_k on the table? Get your ass outa here!"

So I go to the receptione and ask for bills. I no wanna stay in your hotel no more. When I have pay the bills, the porter say to me, "Thank you and peace be with you". I say " Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch".

I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella,

You Sonnawabitch!

Giovanni