Having a bad day can anyone think of something to make me laugh?

just think of chickin and u'll feel all better OR think of the position we're in in America and kno we're all going to die?

What on the earth has occurred, Geordie? Well every time I've had a foul day, I simply begin swearing and slamming doorways:D My day has been irritating once more. Missed out on tickets once more while I determined to depart my PC for part an hour to perform a little tidying up:( OQ: Nothing could make me candy, I'm a sour historical cow:D vvvvvvvv did not recognise that you just had been an Erasure fan:) They published that tune in 1988 if I don't forget adequately. I don't forget the seeing the Seoul Olympics emblem of their video:D edit, Oisin, I feel Geordie is in love with you:DDDD Why do not we now have a karaoke night time on right here?!! Geordie, and used to be the purchaser proper?!! edit once more, oh my phrase, she appears like an unpleasant piece of labor! I wish she has been barred. What's a 'pikey'?

A man named Larry goes into a bar and orders a bottle of beer. Larry sits down and hears a bunch of noise in the background. Larry asks the bartender about the noise.. The bartender tells him that they're playing bar room football. So Larry decides to go and check it out.

He walks in and asks how to play and if he can play. A man named Joe tells him that in order to score a touchdown, you have to drink a can of beer within 10 seconds and to go for the extra point, you gotta pull down your pants and fart.

So they play for a while and Larry goes for the touchdown and drinks the beer in 8 seconds. So Larry pulls down his pants to go for the extra point.

All of a sudden, a man comes up from behind and sticks his dick up Larry's ***.

Larry jumps and says, "What the hell did you do that for?"

The man answers, "I was trying to block the extra point!!!"

dont feel bad ,i have got one funny thing happened in my classroom.That day we were all writing our exams silently .,Our invigilater is one of my favourite teacher.you know i am positioned in the last bench.Our invigilator came nearer to my bench. i thought that she is coming to check my paper.but

that was not the thing happened,,,,,, what happend you know,,,,.i wont tell if you wanted to know what happend reply me

eat some cheese. It makes me happy. Or happyslip on youtube. or nigahiga's movie called "snuggo"

watch a film called- Stepbrothers. taht will work

you want to laugh look at at who we got in the white house :(

try any o my trollin questions here in polls and surveys :D lol

I can't I am on the same boat

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