Which variation of this joke sounds better?

Question

1. Jesus ******* christ, if _____ get's anymore asian, she's gonna turn into a bottle of soy sauce.
2. Jesus ******* christ, _____ couldn't be more asian if she was a bottle of soy sauce.
3. Jesus ******* christ, _____ couldn't be more asian if she was created in a lab by mixing a stem cell with a drop of soy sauce.
4. Jesus ******* christ, if a panda bear banged a bottle of soy sauce you couldn't get more asian than _____.

Sorry in advance about the language lol. If none are funny, i want to honestly know, and if they are please don't steal them lol.

bmoc12 · Accepted Answer

The last one has the most potential.  Try rewording it to something like:

_________ is so asian that if a panda bear banged on a soy sauce bottle (he/she) would pop out.

Just my two cents.

Noodle · Answer

Ha ha the last one. Definitely.

Which variation of this joke sounds better?

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