Girl next to me wont stop farting..?

say "oh, that's hot"

and sniff it.

Basically all that your problem is, is you have "bugs" in your digestive system--everyone does. Some people have more than normal. The reason that we have gas is because these "bugs" eat some of the food that isn't digested and convert that energy that they get from the food into methane. There really isn't much you can do about it, though. It's a normal part of life. The best thing I could recommend is to change your diet (which you already said doesn't work.)..have you tried getting more fiber into your diet? (many cereals are extremely high in fiber--try Mini Wheat.) Also, it could be an allergy called celiac disease, which is an allergic reaction to gluten (it can surface at any point in life, so it isn't unusual). If you experience the flatulence with nausea/vomiting, I'd recommend you try getting tested for Celiac. If you're tested positive, there's a lot of gluten-free food items (unfortunately they're more expensive than the gluten-rich foods, but if it helps you with your condition..) I hope this helps!

Well ask her politely if she smells something, then she may feel a little embarrassed and say no, but she will probably get the hint that you were trying to drop. If that doesn't work just tell her that she smells unusual and ask her if she's been farting. Just come out and say it. You don't want to sit by a farting freak!

'You don't want to sit by a farting freak!' This is one of the all-time greatest quotes....legendary!!! Alliteration is outstanding.....Instead of 'anal retentive', Why not 'rectal retentive'?

Awe. That stinks. Literally. Ha. Make note that you notice it, then seem grossed out a bit. Good luck

It's a known fact that if you fart in someones face...they'll stop farting.

grab a lighter and light it when you think she farts. Maybe its not her and now you can be sure. And if it does turn out to be her, give her the book "everybody poops"

Ok, maybe she has issues. Anyways, just stay away from her as much as possible. It's not worth hurting that girl's feelings.

Even if she's cute, I would consider it a turn off. I would tell her straight out what i think of her.

Maybe she has irritable bowel syndrome. Or just went to Chipotle for lunch.

Maybe just today she cant help it.. If your totally annoyed by it.. laugh or lightly giggle at her letting her know you heard it.. Maybe she will try and control it a little.