How can you eat a lamp?

Spread your legs, and spank your buttcheeks and then shove the lamp up your two choices of holes.

chic u need to stay out of these contests b4 you end up in the hospital.... or sue the people issueing the contest for involving things that are harmful, you'll end up with more money than whatever the prize could be worth..

no you cannot eat a lamp. Maybe a lamb but not a lamp.

Get the biggest box of tools you can find and disassemble it.

If you have to eat the bulb also though, don't.

The broken glass will literally tear your insides to mulch.

Hmm. i dont know.

is this a real question? i dont think so.

do i need to teach you how to chew also?

JUST EAT THE ******* LAMP RETARD!

Unplug it, and also when eating it might feel you have shards of glass piercing your stomach, it means it is digesting well.

i don't think you can. but i hope there giving you a really nice prize or else it wouldn't be worth it.

put it in a blender ;p and then pour it in a cup and chug!! lol

Put it in ur mouth n swallow

take out the light bulb first!!!